when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
—Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)
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the answer of someone who has thought about it at length
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